-Daddy, you're sure I've never been to Africa before?It looks familiar.
-You saw the same scenery last summer driving to Las Vegas.
-Oh, sure. Where Daddy lost all that money at the crap 
-Hank!
-Table.
-Hey, look! A camel!
-Uh-huh. Course this isn't really Africa.It's the French Morocco.
-Well, it's Northern Africa.
-Still seems like Las Vegas.
-We're just a hundred miles north of the Sahara Desert.
-I don't know. In school they call this the Dark Continent.This is twice as bright as Indianapolis.
-You just wait till we get to Marrakech.